Poo In A Bag .com

Poo In
A Bag

Unnecessarily expensive. Unreasonably well made.

Limited edition — #1 of 10 in each style

Premium T-shirts manufactured to exceptional standards from carefully selected materials. Because if you're going to wear Poo In A Bag, you may as well do it properly.

We accept USDT / USDC on the Polygon network — settled on-chain

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Absurdly serious
about quality

We take an unnecessarily serious approach to making T-shirts.

Every Poo In A Bag garment is produced using carefully sourced premium materials, high-quality printing and exceptional manufacturing standards.

  • No cheap blanks.
  • No disposable merch.
  • No compromises.

Just extraordinarily well-made T-shirts carrying a fairly ridiculous name.

The Collection

Five pieces
01$25,000
The Original black Poo In A Bag T-shirt with full front print

The Original

Limited edition — #1 of 10

The original Poo In A Bag statement piece.

Size
Quantity
1

USDT / USDC accepted — Polygon network

02$25,000
Grandpa black T-shirt with Poo In A Bag .com premium bullsh!t print

Grandpa

Limited edition — #1 of 10

A timeless gentleman. Questionable judgement. Exceptional cotton.

Size
Quantity
1

USDT / USDC accepted — Polygon network

03$25,000
The Logo black T-shirt with green Poo In A Bag wordmark

The Logo

Limited edition — #1 of 10

Minimal branding. Maximum financial irresponsibility.

Size
Quantity
1

USDT / USDC accepted — Polygon network

04$25,000
Brooklyn Bridge black T-shirt with Poo In A Bag .com print

Brooklyn Bridge

Limited edition — #1 of 10

A bridge too far. Roll with it.

Size
Quantity
1

USDT / USDC accepted — Polygon network

05$25,000
Staying Icy black T-shirt with Poo In A Bag .com print

Staying Icy

Limited edition — #1 of 10

Cool under pressure. Bagged and delivered.

Size
Quantity
1

USDT / USDC accepted — Polygon network

$25,000 for
a T-shirt.

Only the real OGs will ever wear a Pooinabag t-shirt.